"Ok, can someone please get a bus to pick all these hipsters up and send them to their own private island?? Or at least ban them from working in the service industry?
They don’t listen, act annoyed at your simple requests and can’t afford grooming kits.
After teaching a belly class I started craving bacon. Nice crisp bacon.. I went with some fellow dancers and we were frankly starving from all that dancing.
We walk in and i could smell the attitude over the food. It was chilly outside and we had on our belly garb so we wanted to wait inside for our table.. OH NO! The waitress scurried us outside and said she would let us know when SHE was ready for us.
Because I was starving i decided to pre-order some bacon while we waited. the waitress acted as if i asked her for her raybans. after the stare down she reluctantly put my order in. 10 hours later i got the flimsiest piece of bacon you could ever see. My dog would reject this crap.
I told the hipster and she said- “if you arent happy with the bacon, you probably wouldnt like our food here” SERIOUSLY?! Don’t eat here.”